With March Madness upon us, we bring you the battle of the 64 best Simpsons Characters. A couple notes before you begin:
-We have the brackets all set up, but we will not be showing the seeds and the matchups will be mixed around, so you don’t know who is facing who next. After it is all over, we will release the original bracket.
-Please vote for which character you like better, and not who is more important to the show. For example, Lisa is more important to the show than Frank Grimes, but most probably like ole Grimey better.
-This is Round 1, Part 1. There will be four parts of Round 1. This week’s schedule goes:
R1 Part 1-Tuesday, R1 Part 2-Wednesay, R1 Part 3-Thursday, R1 Part 4-Friday
The voting ends at the end of each respective day and a winner in each matchup will be declared.
First Round: Part 1
Homer vs. Inanimate Carbon Rod
Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Snake vs. Reverend Lovejoy
And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpants which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others. (Long pause) So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Wacking Day.
Hank Scorpio vs. Mayor Quimby
Don’t call me Mr. Scorpion. It’s Mr. Scorpio, but don’t call me that either. Call me Hank!
Mayor Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the two million dollars.
Lisa: Don’t you mean three million dollars?
Mayor Quimby: (looks around nervously, adjusts his tie) Of course. How silly of me.
Edna Krabappel vs Milhouse Van Houten
This is great…and all I’ve done is enter my name! “Thrillhouse”
Sideshow Bob vs. Sideshow Mel
No, that’s German for “The Bart, The”
Bah! There’s cheese in this sandwich. Surely you know I’m lactose intolerant.
Professor Frink vs. Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel
Weh, uh, alright just stay calm Frinky. These babies will be in the stores while he’s still grappling with the pickle matrix bhay-gn-flay-vn
Hey, I can call my ma from up here. Yo Ma, get off the dang roof!
Nelson Muntz vs Lisa Simpson
Gotta Nuke Something
Nuke the Whales?
Waylon Smithers vs Bumblebee Man
Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”
Ay, ay, ay, no es bueno