First Round Part 3: Vote for your favorite character.
Advancing to the Second Round so far (yesterday’s winners in bold): Abe, Lenny, Skinner, Otto, Hutz, Dr. Nick, Krusty, Comic Book Guy, Homer, Snake, Scorpio, Milhouse, Sideshow Bob, Frink, Nelson, and Smithers
Groundskeeper Willie vs Jimbo Jones
Ya used me Skinner! Ya used me!!!!
I heard that guy’s ass has its own congressman.
Sea Captain vs Martin Prince
Arh, not a quarter! He’ll be dancin’ for hours!
“Dickety”? Highly dubious!
Barney Gumble vs Frank Grimes
Wait, Joey Joe Joe!
I LIVE IN A SINGLE ROOM ABOVE A BOWLING ALLEY and below another bowling alley!
Agnes Skinner vs Superintendent Chalmers
Agnes: Seymour, tell them we’re next.
Seymour: well, i’m not principal of the line, mother.
Agnes: and you never will be.The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Ned Flanders vs Rod/Todd Flanders
Now calm down, Ned-dily-diddly-diddly-diddly… they did their best, shoddily-iddly-iddly-diddly… gotta be *nice*, hostily-iddly-diddly-iddly…
Lies make baby Jesus cry.
Maggie Simpson vs C. Montgomery Burns
(pacifier sucking noise)
“It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?”
Rainier Wolfcastle vs Herman
Up and at them!
The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. Now you know it
Duffman vs Chief Wiggum
Duffman Can’t Breathe! Oh no.
Bake em away Toys!