Attention: THERE IS CURRENTLY A TIE FROM YESTERDAY’S VOTE BETWEEN BARNEY and FRANK GRIMES! When I wake up, this tie better be settled. Do not vote again if you have already done so.
EDIT: Barney wins.
Okay, here are the last matchups from the First Round. We will begin the Second Round starting on Monday.
Already advancing so far (yesterday’s winners in bold): Willie, Martin, Chalmers, Ned, Burns, Wolfcastle, Wiggum, Barney, Abe, Lenny, Skinner, Otto, Hutz, Dr. Nick, Krusty, Comic Book Guy, Homer, Snake, Scorpio, Milhouse, Sideshow Bob, Frink, Nelson, and Smithers
Moe Szyslak vs Arnie Pie (in the sky)
I’m better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt… I can’t compete with that stuff.
Arnie Pie in the sky with the morning commute. Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets. Due to a fire at the Army testing lab, a bunch of escaped infected monkeys are roaming the expressway. Despite the sweltering heat, don’t unroll your windows, ’cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable
Mojo vs Troy McClure
Pray for Mojo
Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin”, and “Get Confident, Stupid.”.
Gil Gunderson vs Kent Brockman
These Coleco’s will rust on ya like that! Shut up Gil, close the deal, close the deal
And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords
Hans Moleman vs Dr. Julius Hibbert
I was saying “Boo-urns”!
Mrs. Simpson, I’m afraid your husband is dead. (classic laugh) April Fools. He’s very much alive, although I’m afraid he may never walk again.
Bart Simpson vs Santa’s Little Helper
BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!
Lisa: What’s Santa’s Little Helper doing to that dog?
Bart: It looks like he’s trying to jump over her but can’t quite make it. Come on, boy! You can do it!
Fat Tony vs Marge Simpson
You have twenty-four hours to get us our money. And just to show you that we are serious: you have *twelve* hours.
Homer! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon vs Jasper Beardly
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I do.
“Talking out of turn…that’s a paddling. Looking out the window…that’s a paddling. Staring at my sandals…that’s a paddling. Paddling the school canoe…ooh, you better believe that’s a paddling.”
Drederick Tatum vs Ralph Wiggum
I think he’s a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I’m definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers